Friday, February 5, 2010

Teething



Wisdom teething, to be exact. I can feel the toothy buggers coming in, must've cracked my jaw at least twenty times today to help relieve a little bit of the pressure. What a stupid design flaw in humans. Oh well. Happy Friday everyone!

Friday, January 22, 2010

PROMOTIONS!



I was promoted today to Grade 11 at my job!

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Early Valentine's Day Cards

I'm in love and not afraid to annoy the shit out of everyone
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity
Thinking of Facebook-stalking you this Valentine's Day
Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine's Day date that will still result in us having sex

Someecards.com has wonderful cards for every occasion!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

A Day of Inconvenience

- I was coughing and sniffling a bit when I woke up today, may be getting a cold.
- The hot water was out today when I woke up, so I took a cold shower.
- The milk was past expiration, so I drank some diet cola with my breakfast.
- My car rumbled quite a bit on the way to work; the service station told me that the fuel injector on one of the cylinders needs replacing, and that it will cost around $900.00.
- When I got to work, I found out that the computer systems we use are still malfunctioning (they have been since the New Year started), so several programs are unavailable or unreliable.
- My staple remover snapped down the middle today while I was using it.

Still not too bad a day, considering, and I rather enjoy making bulleted lists. Happy New Year to All! Here are some resolutions for this year:
1. Go to the gym and lose weight. A classic that cannot fail.
2. Play and win at least one game of beer pong.
3. At least halve my student loans.
4. Enroll in continued education or at least some type of classroom training or lessons of some sort to expand my horizons.
5. Create a fifth resolution.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Batman 2