More Stolen Content

Japan continues to push the limits of our sanity. At least I'm not claiming I was the first to post this link. That would be dishonest. Tiegs gets credit for linking it to me from Fark, which stole it from Japan, which probably based it on an poem written by Percy Bysshe Shelley.

Egyptian Fainting Goats

Pun

Pugilize Exit

Bought Punch-Out for Wii today. Once I dusted the inch-thick layer of dust off of my Wii, I enjoyed it very much. Nintendo should release more games like this. Or more games at all. Anything but shovelware.

Advanced Cat Yodeling

From the people that brought you Engineer's Guide to Cats.

Fear the HHR

It's been a while

I haven't played a game of basketball since High School gym. I kind have the urge to play again.

Late-Night Ironic Thought

On an irony scale of 1 (mild chuckle) to 10 (head asplode), where would someone donating sperm to help pay for child support fall?

I think I need more sleep. Short update: review with my manager went well today, he likes my style and thinks I have a good chance for advancement. Claire gets back from Hannargble, Misery on Friday. Tiegs says there is an 80% chance of potstickers with overcast sushi on Friday. DnD Saturday. Golf on Sunday. Online, at shaneco.com.

Tuesday

Off to play Pokemon Platinum while walking on a treadmill. When we tell the next generation what we did for fun, they will probably laugh at us.

On a side note, levels of white athletic socks have reached a critical three year low. I fear mentioning this on my blog or within earshot of my mom because last time I ended up with two large packs of knee- or waist-high socks.

Dog Malfunctioning

Dream

I had a dream last night in which I was showing Claire my favorite episode of Duck Tales, but for some reason it was starring Chip and Dale and it was incredibly boring. She fell asleep just as they began a plane chase, and Chip and Dale ended up stranded in the middle of the ocean in a gold fish bowl. Then there was a public service announcement with Scrooge McDuck and I woke up.


No more tabasco after 11.